Brilliant Yours Arthur Brownwindsor

Society for the Preservation of Organic Old Foods

Arthur's reply

Dear Dee
It is nice of you to talk frankly. So be frank. Does Dee mean you are a man or a lady? Frank could also be Frank or Frankie. Or is it Dee as in the letter of the alphabet ? .So I could be Ay instead of Arthur.
It is nice of you to want to MAKE ME RICH. So that I have something to pass on to my heirs when I exhale.


You are right about people in emails offering to make me rich. There is a website called the spam letters where the man writes back to spammers to make fun of them but I think that is childish don't you Dee? And as you say there are some legitimate persons around who want to help me.
Only the other day a gentleman who was the bank manager for an oil sheik who wants an honest person in England to help him emailed me. As you know honest persons in England are hard to find. I

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offered to help but told him that truly my bank account was frozen and until I gave Mr. Peterson the manager( or Pee as I call him) the sum of £5000 it would REMAIN SO. Anyway he has sent me a cherub for £5000, would you believe that?
I am pleased that whatever you would like me to do needs no special skills or talents because that is what I have.
I wanted to be self employed but failed the interview. Problem was my reference was so bad.
I can send you a CV. I believe in reincarnation and


although I have had no real responsibility since I was milk monitor at school I was a centurion in the Roman legion in 44bc ( which was like the British Legion only with less clubs and no poppies) so have held responsibility in the past.
Also I am pleased I will have a live mentor because one who was dead not would not be much good at the mentoring. My lady wife Lucinda is a medium (well, medium large actually) but it would be a bit awkward having to start the table rapping every time I need a bit of mentoring.
Also my lady wife Lucinda and I are busy running

the Society for the Preservation of Organic Old Foods.
I went to your site and it said Send me £26 pounds and I will send you a CD to tell you how to make lots of money!
This is a brilliant idea Dee. My CD's cost 30p so what I will do is set up a website saying send me £26 pounds and I will send you a CD costing me 30p telling you how to make lots of money.

Then on the CD I will write “ Get a website and on it put “Send me £26 pounds and I will send you a CD telling you how to make lots of money!"