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                        Dear Mr Google

                        This is the second time that I have had to write to you on behalf of the Society for the Preservation of Organic Old Foods.

                        We at S.P.O.O.F believe in encouraging the eating of foodstuffs which are not trendy foreign sounding dishes but the nourishing foods our grandparents used to eat. Horseradish dumplings, Brown Windsor Soup for example.

                        The way we encourage people to do this is to use Google to search for nourishing recipes since these are unavailable in the celebrity chef cookery books of today.

                        Google some months ago put at the top of its search engine "Ifeellucky" button for "windsor soup" a recipe by a Frenchman. 

                        The Society complained pointing out that a Frenchman should stick to recommending recipes for snails legs with enough garlic to kill a vampire and was not qualified to comment on a soup which used to be made by Queen Victoria and served at Windsor Castle and which helped make the British Empire what it is today.

                        Google saw sense and put the true Windsor Soup site back at the top.

                        Now you have the nerve to write and say that Windsor Soup "does not meet our programme criteria."

                        If helping people live to a grand old age like Queen Victoria did is not in your programme criteria then your criteria are wrong. I would like to see what sort of site does meet your criteria.

                        I hope it is not the sort of site I keep getting invited to visit

                        I continually receive emails from people with strange keyboards which put extra characters in the typing. They therefore invite me to sites with te.en.ag..ers on them. Apparently they are li..ve.which is nice because you would not want to see dead ones. Unless you are weird which I am not.

                        Also I get invited to sites to do with the building trade and which are selling hardcore. And others where they cannot spell the name of a fine clothing company FKUC which ahs a branch in Windsor Royal Station near where there was a branch of the Convent Garden Soup Company which has now closed.

                        They were warned by my society by email that people travel from all over the world Windsor to try the soup and visit the castle while they are here but they refused to stock the stock and are now defunct. Let us hope this does not happen to Google. 

                        I also get invitations to visit sites which invite me to acquire a larger part of my body. I wrote to one saying that my part was already embarrassingly large and had they anything to make it smaller. I also thanked them for being concerned about the size of my nose anyway.

                        So Mr Google I hope that none of these above meet your criteria and shall look out to see what sort of site does

                        Yours

                        Arthur Brownwindsor

                        Society for the Preservation of Old Organic Foods

                        Windsor 

                        Berkshire

                        www.windsorsoup.co.uk

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