Hi Arthur,

Thank you for taking the time to write. We are sorry that you have been
unhappy with your search results.

As you may know, results in our index change regularly based on ongoing,
automated processes aimed at improving the quality and content of our
search results
. It is certainly our intent to represent the content of the
Internet fairly and accurately. The ongoing changes you have observed are
part of this effort.

Inclusion and ranking in Google's search results is free. A site's ranking
in Google's search results is determined by computer algorithms that use a
number of factors to calculate the relevance of that page. Google does not
manipulate search results by hand or accept payment to change results
ordering. We do not manually assign keywords to any site. We believe
strongly in allowing the "democracy of the web" to determine the position
of sites in our search results. For more information on how Google ranks
pages, please see our "Why Use Google" page at
http://www.google.com/technology/index.html.

Regards,
The Google Team

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