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Reply from Soup 21st August

SUBJECT:Very wise decision
Dear Chris Google,

I read today in the English newspaper the Independent ,which is an independent newspaper, a headline in the business section which said "Google founders". I was worried because that's what ships do when they sink. It said " slash IPO price range." "Google founders slash IPO price range", it said.

I was worried because I did warn you and you took no notice.

I do not know what an IPO is or how much they cost because Damien Reece ( City Editor) does not say what their price range is. And the word slash sounds violent( very violent, like yesterdays sword fighters on Google).

But whatever it means it did not sound very happy and laid back like you all on your mountain working on projects for your pets and bouncing on your balls ( pardon)( if you have them being half men and half the other gender )and roller blading in the car park.

Damien says that your approval for getting a nasdaq was delayed for a day. Quite right. Getting a nasdaq takes a lot of thought. Looking after gerbils is hard enough. We went away for a week and had to ask the neighbour to look after them.

It says Sergey Brin and Larry Page, whoever they are( sound like made up names to me, would not trust names like that, not a good honest name like Arthur Brownwindsor), had given an interview to Playboy magazine! During flotation. When you foundered! Damien seems to think this is wrong!

Cannot see why myself.

I have never heard of Playboy magazine but it sounds very healthy, good thing you like that sort of thing and are not obsessed with sex but bouncing around in your car park at the top of your mountain on your large bouncy things..

So the article sounds like bad news, which is what I was worried about.

I did warn you about the Covent Soup company! Closed because would not stock Windsorsoup.

But things are better already.

You have made a wise decision to allow www.windsorsoup.co.uk, a subsection of the Society for the Preservation of Organic Old Foods SPOOF and founder of the Campaign Against the Renaming of Ancient Pubs ( CARAP) and the carrier of the world first online silent radio station Radio Windsor (hosted by Marcel L'Aise the world infamous mime artist) to be an Absense!

Already things are better. Instead of a lady firing arrows at your O,s as she was on Tuesday, today Thursday she is holding your O's in the air! The mind booogles as to what she will do tomorrow! No fighting like yesterday.......and no satires like Monday.

So I will take the XXXXXXXXXX off your letter box on my luscious (not lovely as you said, though it is,links page). And the future is your lobster, your IPOs will be cheaper. Or dearer. Your nasdaqs will thrive.

Anyway Chris I now have puzzle. I applied to be an Absence because Mrs Lucinda Brownwindsor saw a thing on a newsletter from an English computer magazine called .NET. Stupid name but yes they really call it .NET.

Which is confusing because the first . is called dot whereas the second . is a full stop! And that is an exclamation mark! So's that! And that!.......And that!...And that!.And that!...I bet you Americans are glad you do not write English.

I have been sending copies of my emails to DOTNET because they invited people to be abcensors and so are responsible for your problems when you declined Windsorsoup.

Anyway Lucinda ( I would put her photo on as an attachment but there are enough diseases on the internet already, you know Chris , you caught one when you turned down Windsorsoup) has now asked me to ask you now www.windsorsoup.co.uk can be an Absensor ( whatever it is) where exactly would you like me to stick it?

There is already a sticker for Amazon which sells books....did you know that amazons were ladies like your one on Tuesday ? They used to fire arrows like your lady only they had to have an operation. Or perhaps they were half ladies and half gentlemen like some of you....

Anyway the Amazonians have never sold a book via Windsorsoup but I put it on because they asked and I like to be polite.

So I put it on the page where people come to find the recipe for the soup and also on the luscious ( not lovely as you said ,though it is) links page.

So now I have saved Google from a terrible fate with your nasdaqs be honest Chris, where exactly would you like me to stick your Absense?

Yours

Arthur Brownwindsor

SPOOF

www.windsorsoup.co.uk

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